I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
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mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
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I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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