Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
He disabled his match.com account in front of me
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
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Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
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Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
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