is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
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So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
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I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
is that a dick in a sweater?
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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