BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
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Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
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I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
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