That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
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Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
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I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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