You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
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It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
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Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
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