Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
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Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
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his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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