i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
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i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
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I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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