so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
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we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
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Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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