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WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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