i need an iv and a liver transplant
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
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I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
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Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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