i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
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i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
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seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
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