I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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