i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
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he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
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Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
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