What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
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Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
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dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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