I puked a lego.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
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you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
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Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Hello, the Less Drunk that has my sister's phone. I am the Moderately Drunk. I am questioning your Friday activities. Why are you not the More Drunk?
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
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