so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
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Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
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I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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