Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
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Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
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And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
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