his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
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I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
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Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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