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Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
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You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Worse: texted mom-in-law by mistake that I sharted.
Worser: she offered to clean me up
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
Just brought out that old CCM hockey helmet. The one covered in sharpie penises with "DRUNK BUCKET" written across the front. The number of tally marks / initials from tonight's drunk stunts alone is equal parts inspiring and alarming.
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i think we sleep fucked last night...
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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