Someone shit on the floor
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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