: I need to find myself a plastic surgeon husband so i can get boobs.
but u need boobs to get one in the first place.
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
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Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
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He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
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