i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
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Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
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They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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