Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
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I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
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sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
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