She announced her abortion via fbk
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
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I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
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Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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