the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
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also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
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just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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