In the future we'll all be gay
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
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No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
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Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
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