So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
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i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
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You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
Randomize