You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
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guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
I'm at about main and main street
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
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You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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