Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
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She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
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We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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