Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
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Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
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He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
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