Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
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He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
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For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
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