We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
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Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
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Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
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