it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
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He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
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I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
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