People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
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A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
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It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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