honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
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I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
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youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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