Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
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That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
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we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
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