p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
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Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
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Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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