do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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