Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
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Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
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But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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