doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
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50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
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Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
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