I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
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