My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
If Ritalin and Plan B had an illegitimate child it would smell like me.
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
why does every cop we meet know your name?
Randomize