I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
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When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
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You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
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