if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
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This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
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Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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