Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
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It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
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A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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