There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
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dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
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it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
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