there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
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We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
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Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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