This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
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My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
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You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
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