Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
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I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
So this guy is eyeing me from across the bar. Either the girl I hit on next to him is his girlfriend or he's her gay best friend. I should show him my Penis and find out.
Dude. Do it.
Definitely her date. But she saw it too. So now he used to be her date. Why can't this stuff Happen when I'm sober?
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
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I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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